Items

Items can be acquired throughout the Fallow and in the Town. Consumables, upon being activated, provide the player health, upgrades, or other gameplay benefits, while Artifacts offer passive abilities that may affect other aspects of the gameplay. Weapons change how melee combat functions and are slowly unlocked as cumulative Player XP rises across multiple runs.

Consumables
Below is a list of consumables as described by the Tome of the Ancients and elaborated on by the author when useful. Mutation Shots instantly bestow the player with a corresponding mutation and some have been omitted from this list.


 * Tenderloin - "You found the beef!" (Heals 1 hit point when consumed, can be cooked by ground fire to double the effect)
 * Ribs - "A bigger chunk of the animal means more bites" (Heals 2 hit points, can be cooked by ground fire to double the effect. Temporarily slows player movement immediately after consumption)
 * Diet Health Potion - "Restores a little health. Only 1 calorie!" (Heals 2 hit points)
 * Health Potion Classic - "Restores more health. Your daily allowance of sugar in one gulp!) (Heals 4 hit points)
 * Health Potion Sport - "Restores even more health. An electrolyte assault on your mouth!" (Heals 6 hit points)
 * HoT Sauce [sic] - "Heal slowly for a period of time" (Heals 6 hit points over the course of 20 seconds)
 * Drupe - "An organic fleshy fruit snack" (Heals 2 hit points) (Part of Billy's Quest)
 * Boom Berry - "An unstable fruit that bursts into flame when thrown. DO NOT rub your eyes after touching it!" (Can be launched as projectile by activating) (Part of Billy's Quest)
 * Fruit King - "A mass of intertwined tasty drupelets. More filling!" (Heals 3 hit points) (Part of Billy's Quest)
 * Irradiated Berry - "This fruit absorbed some ground RADs. Eat it if you want to mess your innards up with an endo mutation." (Found in Billy's Farm)
 * Rad Fruit King - "This fruit king is laden with RADs. Eat it to accelerate to your first exo mutation." (Found in Billy's Farm)
 * Rad Snack - "Nibble some rads to accelerate the mutation process."
 * Rad Snack Pack - "Scarf a couple of rad snacks to mutate faster."
 * Rad Snack Stack - "Overfill your gullet with unsafe quantities of rads."
 * Multi Battle Heart - "Absorbs 3 attacks." (Absorbs three full attacks regardless of type or severity)
 * Multi Fire Heart - "Absorbs 3 fire attacks." (Absorbs three full fire-type attacks)
 * Multi Toxic Heart - "Absorbs 3 Toxic attacks." (Absorbs three full toxic-type attacks)
 * Ventricle of the Beast - "One of your hearts splits to gain more health." (Player gains 1 hit point)
 * Heart of the Beast - "As you gobble the Heart of the Beast, a new heart appears in your chest cavity somehow to extend your life." (Player gains 2 hit points)
 * Crit Juice - "100% Crit for a short time."
 * Juice Cleanse - "Flush bad things from your body (like deformed mutations)." (Removes the player's most recent Bummer Exo/Endo Mutation)
 * Chrome Brew - "You become invincible for a short time. Any attacks or projectiles bounce off of you."
 * Soul Glow - "Enriches your soul for a short period, shining through you to singe nearby mutants."
 * Mutant Musk - "Douse your bod with pheromones to avoid detection by mutants for a brief period."
 * Quantum Clicker - "This remote will warp you to a random location. Quantum style." (Teleports player randomly around loaded area. Reusable.)
 * Flux Escapatron - "Automatically opens the boss gates and teleports you to them."
 * Polyp Pal - "Produce a protective polyp pal." (Spawns one hatchling ally. Similar to, though stronger than, Death Roe)
 * Chrono Boost - "Adds time extension to Chronobellum effects for a short period." (Can be offered to Mender Altar to receive Side Lobe Mutation Shot)
 * Fire Boost - "Unlimited Firearm attacks for a short period." (Can be offered to Mender Altar to receive Fire Gland Mutation Shot)
 * Horsepower Boost - "Unlimited Beast Mode charges for a short period." (Can be offered to Mender Altar to receive Horsepower Mutation Shot)
 * Rage Boost - "Unlimited Teenybopper rage for a short period."
 * Toxic Boost - "Unlimited Toxic Dumps for a short period." (Can be offered to Mender Altar to receive Toxic Bladder Mutation Shot)
 * Wind Boost - "Unlimited Wind Bag discharges for a short period." (Can be offered to Mender Altar to receive Puffy Sinus Mutation Shot)
 * Wither Boost - "Unlimited Withering clouds for a short period of time." (Can be offered to Mender Altar to receive Wither Sac Mutation Shot)
 * Mutation Shot: Hot Foot - "Adds Hot Foot endo mutation, which makes you immune to damage from ground fires."
 * Mutation Shot: Waterproof - "Adds Waterproof endo mutation. Suffer no effects from toxic pools."
 * Mutation Shot: Insulator - "Adds Insulator endo mutation, which makes you immune to electricity."
 * Mutation Shot: Hulk Haunches - "Adds Hulk Haunches endo mutation, which increases walk speed."
 * Mutation Shot: Increased Range - "Adds Increased Range endo mutation, which adds range to your projectile shots."
 * Mutation Shot: Raised Hackles - "Adds Raised Hackles endo mutation, which increases chance to crit."
 * Mutation Shot: Beefcake - "Your bat arm grows an extra muscle, adding more damage to your bat attacks." (Most often found in Chests)
 * Mutation Shot: Mutation Power - "Your body will surge with power, increasing damage done by mutations." (Most often found in Chests)
 * Bonerang - "It seems to be a boomerang in the shape of an arm. Or the other way around." ( Can be offered to Mender Altar to receive Armarang Mutation Shot)
 * Dinged Wings - "Someone got their money's worth out of these wings." ( Can be offered to Mender Altar to receive Batty Mutation Shot)
 * Snake Molar - "This tooth must've come from one huge monkey fightin' snake!" (Can be offered to Mender Altar to receive Cobruh Mutation Shot)
 * Hatched Egg - "Whatever was in this egg has moved on. Also, it is stinky." (Can be offered to Mender Altar to receive Death Roe Mutation Shot)
 * Charred Limb - "This arm is lit!" (Can be offered to Mender Altar to receive Firearm Mutation Shot)
 * Helm of the Home Slice - "What a bitchin' hat! Loser weepers, dude." (Can be offered to Mender Altar to receive Home Slice Mutation Shot)
 * Skull Face - "This used to be somebody's melon. Mondo macabre!" (Can be offered to Mender Altar to receive Warhead Mutation Shot)

The final seven items on this list, the Exo Items, will, if the player does not already possess a mutually exclusive mutation, bestow the player with the corresponding Exo Mutation if they are in the player's inventory the next time the Rad Gauge is filled and the player mutates.

Artifacts
Below is a list of Artifacts as described by the Tome of the Ancients and elaborated on when useful.


 * Puzzle Cube - "Reveal secrets in your mini-map."
 * Super Puzzle Cube - "Reveal even more secrets on your mini-map."
 * Video Rewinder - "If you die, rewind your health and try again! Breaks on use."
 * Super Video Rewinder - "If you die, rewind even more health and try again! Breaks on use!"
 * Bank Pack - "Transfers half of your tapes to the bank when you die."
 * Preferred Bank Pack - "Transfers all of your tapes to the bank when you die."
 * Death Abater - "Cheat death by falling, with a minor health penalty."
 * Turbo Death Abater - "Chead death by falling, with no health penalty."
 * Dual Tape Deck - "Doubles any tapes you pick up."
 * Triple Tape Deck - " Triples any tapes you pick up."
 * High Tops - "Jump again while jumping somehow?!" (Enables double-jump)
 * High Top Pumps - "Jump again while jumping again somehow?!" (Enables triple-jump)
 * Scuzzy Dongle - "Reduces floppy lock requirements by 1."
 * Scuzzy Double Dongle - "Reduces floppy lock requirements by 2."
 * Boombox - "Increases tape drops."
 * Bass Boost Boombox - "Extra bass shakes even more tapes loose."
 * Golf Shoes - "Put these on to become a scratch golfer, in that you will scratch mutant heads with your spikes." (Enables jumping damage)
 * Nonconforming Golf Shoes - "These extra long spikes are not regulation, but they do more damage to heads." (Increases jumping damage)
 * Manure Spreader - "Fertilize your trail for a more verdant wake, giving you more pep in your step." (Increases movement speed)
 * Explosive Manure Spreader - "Blasts fertilizer every which way for a super lush trail, so you can haul even more ass." (Considerably increases movement speed)
 * Sat Phone - "Calls in coordinates for orbital strikes on nearby targets."
 * Classified Sat Phone - "Calls in coordinates for more powerful orbital strikes on nearby targets."
 * Trick Master 1000 - "Adds sick boosts to your tricks."
 * Trick Master 2000 - "Adds sicker boosts to your tricks."
 * Defibatron - "Every time you mutate, this mender injection will stab heals into your heart."
 * Defibatron Deluxe - "Every time you mutate, this mender injection will stab a double-dose of heals into your heart."
 * Laser Pal - "Li'l companion security drone programmed to exterminate mutants."
 * Turbo Laser Pal - "Overclocked companion security drone programmed to exterminate mutants faster."
 * Gyaruga - "Retro companion ship programmed to exterminate alien lifeforms." (Can only be found in Cracked Lands Arcade cabinets)
 * Dabaru Gyaruga - "Double retro companion ships programmed to exterminate alien lifeforms." (Can only be found in Cracked Lands Arcade cabinets)

Weapons
Below is a list of all 8 melee weapons as described by the Tome of the Ancients. (A DLC weapon is included but does not appear in the Tome; it is instead described by the in-game text box)


 * Mender Bat - "Bequeathed from the Elder to aid the re-made ones on their quest. Cliff teleport damage: 2." (Unlocked from beginning of game)
 * Mender Sceptre - "Wield this Mender technology laden rod to reduce cliff teleport damage to 1."
 * Death Gobbler - "Squeeze a few more rads out of each mutant you kill. Cliff teleport damage: 3."
 * Blast Wand - "Unleash a bonus blast when executing skillful moves. Cliff teleport damage: 2."
 * Sword of Rejection - "Swat projectiles back to sender with this glorious laser sword. Cliff teleport damage: 2."
 * The Mandible - "Embiggen your reach with this mutant jay bone. Cliff teleport damage: 3."
 * Mega-Leg - "Does more damage as long as you don't snack on it. Cliff teleport damage: 3."
 * Power Stick (DLC) - "Knock the pixels out of your enemies with this relic of the Ancients."